Zdraviya zhelayu! ili Beshenyy dembel

Byvshiy peteushnik Mitya Agafonov prizvan na sluzhbu v ryady doblestnoy Sovetskoy Armii. On rad i schastliv zashchishchat Rodinu, i gotov opravdat okazannoe emu vysokoe doverie. I kak mozhno bystree! S pervykh zhe dney on gotov vypolnyat lyubye, dazhe samye nelepye i idiotskie prikazy komandirov i "dedov". Tolko vot vypolnenie etikh samykh prikazov neizmenno privodit k bede. Vydrait tualet? Ne vopros! Pochinit komandiru televizor? Bez problem! Luchshe by on etogo ne delal... Tualet prevrashchaetsya v ledovyy katok, televizor prinimaet tolko burzhuyskie eroticheskie kanaly... Skoro vsem v chasti stanovitsya yasno, chto ot takogo bravogo soldata mozhno ozhidat chego ugodno i chto budet luchshe - kak mozhno skorey ot nego izbavitsya.